December | 2011 | Becoming Britney

A New Production!!

Posted in: Daya|December 2, 2011No Comments

We are thrilled to announce a new production of Becoming Britney!

This time the show will be presented by Guggenhem Entertainment and will play at their groovy performing arts center called The Retro Dome in San Jose, CA.

This production will be a refined and expanded version of the show. New scenes and everything! We’ve been very lucky to be able to use our past 2 productions to grow the show, and we hope this production will represent the final version.

The show opens February 10th
3 shows per week (Friday-Saturday-Sunday)
Tickets available NOW!

We will announce the cast soon. We have some returning cast members and some new blood.

We hope everyone will come out and see the show. Everyone. Everyone in the whole world. We’ll run forever!!

Almonds are healthy and therefore calorie-free…

Posted in: Britney|December 2, 2011No Comments

What up what up, y’all? It’s been a year since you’ve seen me in Becoming Britney and I (for sure) have developed more cellulite over the past 12 months. It’s disturbing. I’m not sure how Kim Kardashian gets away with it. I know for a fact she has some. I wonder if she does some sort of laser treatment. I’ll need to ask the Becoming Britney producers if I can add that as a rider to my contract.

I’m doing only OK on my diet. I start out the day wonderfully and then at some point in the afternoon/early evening I drive by one of those “do it yourself” frozen yogurt thingys. I go in for a nonfat vanilla. And then gummy bears. Those AH-mazin’ sour electric gummy worms. Marshmallows. Caramel topping. Some magic shell (of course). Oh, and some almonds. But those are good for you. According to Wikipedia:

“Almonds are a rich source of vitamin E, containing 26 mg per 100 g. They are also rich in dietary fiber, B vitamins, and essential minerals and monounsaturated fat. Typical of nuts and seeds, almonds also contain phytosterols, associated with cholesterol-lowering properties.”

(Whoa. That’s a lot of words I don’t understand. I mean, what the hell is “fiber”?!?!)

So…I had 30.